What? Me? Go swimming in the river then dry myself off on your bed leaving mud and hair all over everything? How can you even suggest such a thing! There was an article in the paper a few weeks ago about some "scientists" "proving" that dogs have feelings: what, like guilt? Duh. Sorry about the inverted commas, there was no way to express my mockery without them.
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Just stumbled across you and this cracked me up. Seriously, we need studies to tell us that dogs have feelings? Clearly, those folks have never seen my pooch in a fit of joyfulness over a tennis ball. Or heard him sigh his clear and utter annoyance at me when I'm ignoring him.
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